(One of the) Greatest Teachers Ever

     Well well well. Remember back in September when I said Junior year was going to suck. More I'm importantly I blamed it on Chem  or KhemH as I like to call it. It was honors. My first honors class so I was in shock still. Also the teacher was insane.
      Well since I got to move up closer (if you didn't recall (or read it) I sat in the back for a few months),  I was (a) able to see the beautiful board more, (b) could ask more questions because it it easy to hear and see me, and (c) I started to to understand the crazy that was my teacher.

Mission Impossable: Spontaneous Request

     If you know me, you should at least know that I have two older sisters or that rummer has it that I am good at taking pictures (that rummer is true). Now you reviewed that, I can move on.
     This Mission was given to me at about Thursday, Jan 24 at 12:34 on my way home on a tangerine that I just peeled:

"Hello, Agent KayDog. Your mission, if you choose to except it, is to go to your sister's, Allie, work (Miguel's; Mexican restaurant) and extract some still moments of the [incert whatever that business event was here (I still don't know)]. We have choose your team for you: Agent Rickster, will be in control of the get away car, and Agent Allie-Cat, to help hook you up with what you need to extract. You have about "(Robot voice:) 4 hours" till your arrival at 16:00. Expect to be their, on a mission, no longer than 30 minutes. (breaks character into this valley girl voice for one sentence) *Your welcome to eat dinner there, I recommend their Enchiladas Rancheras.* (comes back to formal voice) But if you ever interfere or come in to contact with the business people by (a) head-on-head colision or (b) spilling the beans on them, that being both physically and metaphorically, then Allie-Cat has the right to kick you out and you wont get the *yummy* dinner...This message will self-destruct in 8 seconds. Good luck, Kay." *** I tossed tangerine out the window into a bush. It hisses and steam comes from under the bush. Then light flashes from the bush and the smoke is no more. *** 

     So what is a girl to do, but accept this message. So I went, I took pics, and devoured.

I love this cat

^^^I am literally the person that does this crap! ^^^

#itssofun. #sorrykhloebear #probablythereasonwhyshepukes

The Big Bad Bear -Puts the":O" in ":O"H MY

(requested by: Jeronimo)

     So I don't have to tell the story soooooooooo many times, I'll write it on my blog so when this happens (the following is in SoCal Surfer-Dude accent)  "Dude, What happened to your phone?",  I can be like "Dudee, check out my blog!

     So over Winter Break, My family and I went on a hike at A Place Where The Tall Tress Grow, CA. We went on this hike. People did small & big talk, but I did music & (rocked out in) ASL. I went about 7.346 miles then my ipod died. So then I went 16.829 kilometers before my phone died. Then I switched the batteries in my phone. I mange to get through one Modest Mouse song before I heard, what I heard.
      At this moment it looked like we just landed in Japan everyone around me was running from Godzilla. Me being the slow reactor, is thinking *Wtf is goin-HOLLY CRAP A BEAR*. Then I stood like this [:O>-<. Then shortly after a few minutes (from this point on a man screams "My leg!" every 2-5 minutes) , while people where running like chickens with their heads chopped off, my voice box turned on again and noises expelled from my throat. This is because my throat was dry from the long hike. After my release of emotion, I just sat their for a second [Bl-/-< and the bear sort of did the same thing I was doing.
     This "second" turned into a few minutes as I pondered what to do. Then my stomach began to growl louder than the bear, it was even biting at my arm. So I thought of a way to end this quick, so I can get some grub ASAP. Then I proceed with my plan.
     So If you know me, like my friends do, you will know my eyes are ubber sensitive to light, wind, and comedians. Anyone of these make the sprinklers or waterworks of my eye go on like *SNAP*, or as my friends would say that I am sweating through my eyes, to solve this I were my colorful sunglasses  Like most days, I had one on this very day. Luckily for me, the EBay fairy didn't come for the bear, so the bear ain't got no sunglasses. If you wondered, I had my orange ones on. So with the sun at about ∠57. 9° above me, I grabbed my paper weight of a beta phone and lined it up where the sun was and hit right in right of both of it's black eyes.
     The bear reacted by scrunching up its face and trying to slap the light off his face. Then he, with eyes wide shut and unknowingly, took a step toward me and punch. He managed to come into contact with that same phone of mine that I had in my hand from when I was trying to pick a song to play, that was before all this mess. This force knocks me on my back. From the ground, I watched him starting to walk backwards in to the Place Where the Tall Trees Grow, stumbling on twigs and gopher holes as he went. After falling twice, this bear got the idea that maybe he should turn around. He did just that and disappeared behind the pine, orange, and apple trees.

     People ran around like the headless chickens for 7.38 minutes before slowly one by one, my family and other hikers that I saved, noticed that the bear was no more. They all thanked me and offered to buy me dinner and shower me with other awesome gifts, because I saved their life. I said sure why no. Yah it is not the "hero like" thing to accept gifts, but my stomach was turning into a noisy bear. I grab my phone to invite friends to come and celebrate with me, but then I noticed that the phone shattered. I saved at least 22 people (not counting me who counts as 4;) and a few more passing bystanders from a bear and I only got a cracked screen. Pretty cool, don'tcha think.

     I even saved this amazing "couple".

Resolutions '013

     So it is that time of year. When people make list about what they need to change about them self. Then 2-3 months (or 2-3 weeks) down the road they are laughing and face-palming  because they realize that they were an idiot to make such out of this world goals. They are seating themselves up for failure.

     WELL rather then explain to you how stupid I think resolutions are, ...why don't I join the fun? I mean if it last 2-3 months, that is still a big improvement over not attempting to change anything, ..for the better that is. But it dose suck when you try to reach a goal and you wind up worst than before. Like the "one step forward, two steps back" saying. I think that comes from the fact that their goals were so far fetched. WELL,--I am going to take my chances and maybe you will even get something out of this list.

Long Winter Breaks

     Well it is that time of year when kids get the longest break from school (other than summer). One week into it all my friends are bored  Some of them are unable or have too much pride (u know who you are) to come over do to do things because of lack of transportation or effort. Then when (and if) they get there, you do that that one scene from Spongboob.

     It is pretty much play Wii, eat, watch tv/movies, movies/mall, paint our nails (Haha I'm such a chick), blade/bike/skooter/ect., sleep,  or walk my moms dog/play with my cat or my sister's snake is all there to do.
     As the days, hours and minutes wire down I spend my time being a shut in. I haven't felt the light of day in over a year. I last saw light when I stepped outside into the world to see The Hobbit with Madison. Other than that, my last few days have been me convincing myself to do my homework and even get head if I can.

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MY HOMEWORK LOAD- I mostly worked on my history project the last few days. I caught up with most of the stuff for the hw packet (all but one). I have a photo winter scaverg hunt that I am half done and I'll post some of my photo stuff soon. I have a butt load of Chemistry. I need to do bookwork and a dreadful year long review packet. It has like 50 questions and I'll need Google for most of them. I did, or should I say attempted, my math hw. ASL deaf hours are coming up near the end of the month. I wrote one essay, need to write my other, and need 3 more hours. Should I do a blog post on that? I have no English hw, but I wanted to do my Spielberg Movie logs (a paper about one of his movies I watch) and the Screening Report on Oklahoma. This is so I don't have a butt load when I get back.

     As I do my history project, I see the clock tick away as this break ends. Yes, I wouldn't mind going back to school, but I am not ready to adjust to the hustle and bustle of everyday life. For the last two days, I spent my day doing what I normally do on my Sundays,...Staying in my PJS, eating, hw-ing, and slightly cleaning (besides packing for [said Parent's] house). I am going to have a PaigeTan by the end of the week. Yes, I do swoon over the beautifulness that is pretty pale and fare skinned people *ehhhem* Paige. But I will look like Kasper, Ladygaga (skin; not fashion), Michael Jackson (the white one), a vampire....SO WHHAT, my eyes will melt in the sun and my skin will either burn in flames or sparkle or worse. They will sparkle,  flames, THEN I BLOW UP (#Iamsquidward)....*hey kayla your taking this a bit too far*
     Yes, yes I know I just had to remind people that I'm flipin hilarious. Well now that is out of the way is there really anything left to say--*YESSS! The People want more.* Well I--*THE PEOPLE WANT MORE.*--i-I-I-*DON'T ARGUE WITH THE PEOPLE* Fine, to give you more (and distract you to get you out of my hair) watch this video. (sorry I can't post this to blogger for some reason)
~enjoy~

25randoms

I'm thinking of starting a new thing which I will randomly state 25 things. (Which means this wont last long.) I will post one when I have completed 25 random things to say. These could be witty things I want to say, small little notes to myself, or stuff out of context that I found funny.
~enjoy~

What went down on 12.21.12

In Chemistry

     Well hello there, Today is finally 12.21.12. Now as I type this I am currently in photo (first period). Now before I get a head of my self let me explain something to you. Earlier this week my school allegedly got a gun threat, by a Junior. A kid that is in my grade. A kid that, from what I know, has the same English and History Class as me. The point I am getting at is that this school is a ghost town right now. The threat was made for today and that scared some parents. Even my mom didn't want me to come. Also, kids are playing hookie because it is Senior ditch day, people taking their winter break a day early for trips and such, and also people rather spend their last hours with their family (or parting it up). Note to the Mayans watching this: There is always a Walmart or Target (or some calendar store) in spitting distance, so go power up your dang Flintstones and go down to whatever store to buy yourself a new freaken calender. Sorry, but us non-Mayans do it about every 365.25 day, 12 months or 8,766 hours. I say about because some of us are eager than others to get the new kitty cat or nature scene calendars.
-well for now I must go to chem keep you posted.

(Inseret the greatest put on hold elevator music here for IDC amount of time. I now type this from my room.)

     Class was not your typical day. They made it where we have both odd and even today because they wanted us to have an equal  # of hours in each class. How many people where in my classes? Well instead of me spelling it out, let me just paint a graft.

class-# of kids(not counting teacher or me)- comments/what we did 

photo- 5- this class had a good % seniors, but 3 did show up. I listed to music and emailed my Nana

*passing time*- talked to the gang for a second and got a cool present from Sergio (Im name dropping w/o your permission Jeronimo) that looked like it was wrapping paper that was wrapped up. I planed to open it at lunch. Kyra gave me body butter in the car ride to school. It was a little sweet for my taste (because Kyra is 2/3 part surgar pie (2/7 parts human, and rest is crazy juice)), but it was still good. Kyra gave Sergio a leggo Patrick Star key chain. I  must break its legs. (I accidently did that to 2 of kyra's keychains.) Kyra got a Sponge Bob poster from Sergio. Also I for got to mention that both Kyra and I got a BestFriendsEver ring from Sergio. They were made from wood because he takes wood shop. Also, they happen too express another SpongeBob reference.

ChemistryH- 12-  I believe there was high turn out because it was an honors class or people like the teacher or playing his xbox- i played with my phone, eaves dropped, asked one chem question, and took a pic of the board

*Small 17m break- I hung out in history with a few of my friends in my history class. I didn't feel like hunting the gang down so I walked strait their.Sergio had history too (different class), but couldn't track down his friends. So he popped his head into my class, finally wearing the Mike Wazowski green shades I gave him. We talked with a few of our other friends in the room, then the bell rang*

History- 13- this is because this is a big class (like 43 kids)-we took 2 notes and watched 2 clips. One was of Ferris Bueller's Day Off it showed the 2 scenes/montage of Ferris trying to beat his parents home from playing hookie. My teacher gave us candy canes.

fancy board in math

Algebra- 6- we worked on 5 math problems and did a raffle (We get tickets for passing out papers and writing work on the board) I got 2 chocolate bars.

ok I will stop because this is getting out of hand.

*Lunch time* I passed out my brownies to people. I gave Sergio his 2 bottles of silly string and homemade paper clip SpongeBob necklace. I opened the thing I was carring and it was a poster of 20 cats with headphones. First thing, I thought was to tape sunglasses on the kittens.

Sponge Bob is referenced so much between
my friends.

ASL-10-did as we pleased, but we had to sign for 25points, I played pictionary and ninja with my friends, Amanda and Madison.

English- 9- we just talked as a group. The girl next, Alexa, to me described it as the breakfast club. I would agree, but I also saw it more of a nice version of TMZ, were my teacher/classmates would tell stories and at one point we went around the room asking what people would do for break.

That is if my teacher was this.

Hope you like that the world didn't end.

smileface(:

As the day went on, I noticed that a few kids too pictures of their class (candid; not a group posed :D type of photo) they wanted to make a collage out of them and show the people, like the ones who ditched, what it really looked like.
Maybe next time, I'll try to look ahead like that. It would have been cool if I did that.

sorry, with the excessive pictures.